Stranger: "Why hello there! You are looking quite smashing with that bracelet on your wrist!"
You: "Thank you, I got it from Tomforkery!"
Stranger: "Splendid! Here, have $1000!"
This is just one of the many things that might happen to you if you purchase one of these bracelets. In fact, I GUARANTEE* that the above exchange will happen to you.
If you are interested in buying some, contact me at tcoben@gmail.com
*Not a guarantee
